Free sample · Shorts-as-Ads Desk · Frontcountry
Five filmable Flathead junk/haul shorts (scripts + shot lists + captions). Study the week; your retainer swaps in your shop name and real trucks.
Not for: fake reviews, Meta ad spend management, guaranteed lead counts, or Desk exclusive intros (paused). Fictional shop voice below — not a real client. First month $499 live on Gumroad.
Shop voice: “Valley Clear” (swap your name on YES) Trade: Junk removal / haul-away · Flathead Valley Format: Vertical 9:16 · phone · 20–40 sec CTA every short: Owned form — “Link in bio → free quote” Rule: No invented same-day guarantees, dump fees, or fake stars.
~28 sec · Single-item / couch / fridge
That couch has been in the driveway for two weeks. You don’t need a whole dumpster — you need one clean haul. We’re a Flathead junk crew. Furniture, appliances, garage overflow. Tap the free quote form in our bio. Tell us what needs to go and your ZIP — a licensed local partner follows up. Kalispell and the valley. Link in bio.
Captions: “Couch still there?” · “One clean haul” · “Free quote · link in bio”
~32 sec · Garage / basement cleanout
Flathead garages fill up fast — tools, totes, the stuff from last winter. A cleanout doesn’t have to take your whole weekend. We haul what you don’t want; you keep what you do. Stairs, sheds, basements — say it on the form. Free quote, link in bio. Local licensed partner does the pickup. No fake “guaranteed same day” — we’ll tell you the real window when we see the list.
Captions: “Garage full?” · “You sort · we haul” · “Quote form in bio”
~35 sec · Softer tone
Sometimes the hard part isn’t the lifting — it’s deciding what leaves. We help Flathead families and landlords clear houses and rentals with respect for the place and the people. Tell us rooms, stairs, and timing on the quote form in our bio. One local partner. One conversation. No random contractor blast. Link in bio when you’re ready.
Captions: “Estate & move-out clears” · “Respectful · local” · “Free quote · bio link”
~26 sec · Seasonal yard / storm debris
Wind week in the valley leaves a mess. Branches, brush, the pile that won’t fit in the city can. If it’s loose yard debris and you need it gone, use the free quote form in our bio — ZIP and a quick photo description help. Local Flathead haul partner. Link in bio.
Captions: “Wind leave a pile?” · “Yard debris haul” · “Quote · link in bio” · Partner scopes restricted materials — don’t promise landfill acceptance on camera.
~30 sec · Trust + CTA
We’re not going to flash fake five-star graphics at you. Here’s what we will do: show up, price the pile honestly, and haul what’s allowed — Kalispell and nearby Flathead towns. If you need junk gone, the free quote form is in our bio. Name, phone, ZIP, what needs to go. A licensed local partner follows up. That’s the whole ad.
Captions: “Honest haul · Flathead” · “No fake stars” · “Free quote in bio”
| Day | Short | Window (MT) |
|---|---|---|
| Mon | #1 couch/single | 7:30–8:30 AM or 5–6 PM |
| Tue | #2 garage | Lunch or 5 PM |
| Wed | #3 estate | Mid-morning |
| Thu | #4 yard | After weather posts |
| Fri | #5 trust | 4–6 PM |
Bio / pinned: Free Flathead junk quote → owned form · Frontcountry form · licensed local partner does the work.
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